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Don't ruin your marriage for the love of your computer.


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Vern Anderson
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My very first article was this one

This Wonderful thing we call the World Wide Web



I know a lot of you remember it. It told it like

most of us are doing, but now there is a new twist

that I am concerned with.



Have you started neglecting your spouse? Is your

spouse telling you they are lonesome in the middle

of the day?



These are warning signs that our trying so hard to

be a success on our computers is starting to interfere

with our marriage.



Have you heard yourself telling your spouse, lighten

up I am not spending all my time on the computer. You

know I still love you, it's just that I need to get

this web page finished or this newsletter done.



I know I said I would clean today and also wash the car,

it's just that these things popped up and I needed to

take care of them fast.



I am sorry I have no dinner ready let's just order pizza

again. Oh I know you are getting tired of pizza and as

soon as I get caught up on these computer things I will

start cooking again.



Sorry I did not get the lawn mowed today, I will get it

tomorrow as soon as I read all of my email messages.



I know we missed the movie you were wanting very badly

to see, but next time we will go I promise.



You go on to bed I have a few things I must finish on my

newsletter and then I will come to bed.



Sorry I did not get to see you off to work, but I worked

so late on my web page I didn't wake up.



Does this sound familiar, if so you are the one that need

to wake up. If you forget your spouse sooner or later

they will start forgetting you.



Don't ruin your marriage for the love of your computer.



God go with you.



Article Copyright 2001

Vern Anderson



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